Shorty
Riceot Wars:The Next Generation.(FANFIC)
Mon Mar 15 15:11:54 1999


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Director:Okay guys from the top!!
Shorty:So you want it to be funny and smart at the same time........
(Ric walks in with a MINI gun)
Ric:Hey guys guess what if I fire this at a gas tank this whole studio will go KAABOOOOOOM!!!!
Shorty:...............
Ric:Just an Idea.
Shorty:*Sighs*Forget the Smart part.
Director:Okay and Action!!
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Shorty:Captain,Sammy Nuke of the port side!!
Ric:Launch:Fire Cow misiles One,Two and Four.SERVANT!!
(Servant walks in)
Servant:Yes oh sefat antherness one.
Ric:(Waks him round the head)I told you its sefat anthernessesst one okay?
Servant:Yes,Yes of course!!
Ric:Get me a Donkey.
(Servant brings him Sammy Twat.)
Ric:Not a Sammy Donkey.
(Brings in a Donkey.)
Shorty:Cow missiles have no effect !!
To be coniued.........
Shortty